pretzel face

Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel

She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it

by Spooky nun April 21, 2016

Starner pretzel

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him

Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house

by Cfbbcc January 20, 2021

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 05, 2017

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 04, 2009

Brazilian Pretzel

something to call your friend when the conversation dies.

friend 1: i’m gonna go guys!
friend 2: okay, you brazilian pretzel

by pretzel, brazil January 06, 2020

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded August 16, 2015