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Presterday

The day before yesterday (pre-yesterday).

Prounounced "press"+"tur"+"day".
I went to the movies presterday.

What did we eat presterday?

I was busy presterday.
by Swag-Lord January 31, 2019
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Presto

Girls usually fall in love with his looks because he is Hot and he craves girls bootys and he likes Jenna and he has blonde hair and he is very popular
OMFG look at presto he’s so hot
by Huffine September 26, 2019
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Preston The King Returns

a bad ass that dissed a teacher (bispo)and has a YouTube channel
by Preston The King Returns gang November 25, 2019
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Preston Baer

Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100
a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",

"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR

as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"
by Peenston November 10, 2019
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PrestigePreston

dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker
“hey, have you seen PrestigePrestons new video?"

"you mean that dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker?"

"yeah that dumb fucking stupid ass idiot dumb stupid fucking dumbass bitch Minecraft youtuber headass lookin fucker"
by Axloid February 5, 2020
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prestocube

The world's biggest simp he also love toes
God damn u r such a prestocube right now
by Prestocube81171 July 15, 2020
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Presten.

Sup Presten.

why you so cool on the walk up
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
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