postmodern

any art that is aware of the fact that is in, in fact, art.

or more cynically, any art that is aware of the fact that it is, in fact, product.

MTV's Real World is a very postmodern television program

by mitsui October 28, 2008

portmanteau

a cliche and uncreative technique to form new words - almost anyone who can speak a language can fabricate words by butchering two perfectly good words and using cheap glue to form one ugly word

Awful portmanteau words include "brangelina", "craptacular", "adorkable" and "soquid".

by Tojonto June 19, 2006

Portmanterrific

Portmanterrific is an adjective that refers to a portmanteu that is deemed particularly extraordinary. (A portmanteu is a linguistic blend of two words that defines something as being the sum of two distinct objects or ideas, i.e. a spork is one part spoon, one part fork.) A portmanterrific portmanteau typically refers to a novel portmanteau that has only recently been introduced into the cultural lexicon. Portmanteaus like "Bennifer" and "Wikipedia," although useful, are too commonplace to earn the distinction of being portmanterrific.

Tramplifying my interview outfit was a portmanterrific call.

Chillaxing is not portmanterrific.

The most portmanterrific portmanteaus likely haven't even been listed on urbandictionary.com

by ilikelotsastuff July 24, 2009

postalpound

The illegal act of speeding up to a federally protected mailbox, stopping next to it, and proceeding to bash it into smithereens with a baseball bat or other destructive object.

(A baseball bat is the most commonly used accessory, however other efficient alternatives may include a sledge hammer, ax, bowling ball, or the vehicle itself)
(Usually done at night, in an infamous red jeep)

1. Are you guys down to do some postalpounding tonight?
2. I'm going to postalpound that big red barn shaped one tonight!!!
3. This whole town fell victim to the postalpound!
4. Batter up! Who's turn is it to do a postalpound?

by slickj October 16, 2011

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk December 14, 2008

Postgame

The stains left on bedsheets after a sexual encounter. Some may be unintentional, hidden, or discovered days later. Similar to Pregame.

Woman: "This hotel room is disgusting!!!!"

Man: "Yeah and there's postgame all over the bed and walls."

by TrojanRubber July 28, 2009

Postfarm

A farm where they raise humor and other types of funnaries. People can go there and voice thier opinion, but only if your opinion is that of everyone else on postfarm.

Al Gore invented the internet.
Postfarm invented Al Gore.

by Cole Corbett September 27, 2007