she pocket

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.

How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?

by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015

Licorice Pocket

A creative word for an arsehole (asshole, butthole, bunghole, poo ring, ringer, ring hole, poo hole, anus etc).

"Shut up, you're being a pain in my licorice pocket."
"Just pushed out a big one, fuck my licorice pocket is sore"

by Crystal Ballwank July 9, 2016

foxy pocket

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.

We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket

by DawnFletch February 22, 2017

Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.

my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke

by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.

Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.

by pole dinner July 5, 2011