2 definitions by The Arrogant Bastards

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.
Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"
by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010
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The combination of semen and marshmallows baked together.
AAaAaaahhHHhh...ghost guts.
by The Arrogant Bastards May 8, 2010
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