Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

Poopsicle

A Poopsicle is the instrument that is being used during a blumpkin.

My poopsicle gets sucked on while I’m getting a blumpkin.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

A poopsicle is frozen shit and ice that animals eat in the wild like a popsicle.

I seen a deer licking a poopsicle! It’s teeth were completely brown.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsack

Noun
Oyster, where I live oysters are called poopsacks because they filter out impurities in the water.

They have a small pouch in them that is excrement that gives it its unique flavor.

Jim and Tim went to the shucking shak to eat some poopsacks ( or poopers)

by Sarah and james March 3, 2021

Poopdick

When a dick has poop all around it because his partner's asshole was dirty do to the lack of douching and fat dirty diarrhea

Yo what the fuck you like Poopdick, your like yuki.

by poopypooperz doodies March 5, 2021

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 1, 2021

Poopsock

A sock that is filled with poop

Hey man, i found your poopsock under my bed

by dios_spouse April 7, 2021