tide pooling

1. To sexually destroy
2. The action of saying "Huh?"

"Dude, bro, brah, I was totally tide pooling that girl last night!"

by Dr. Poon Ji Sum September 12, 2009

pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

poofing

the act of cuming or throwing baby powder onto someones ass. Not in a sexual way more like a prank.

While poofing Tim the other night we got baby powder all over!

by robolovo January 26, 2009

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010