Pooterhole

Someone who makes an ass of themselves, whether being used to describe a short instance or someone's permanent persona.

Generally used as a friendly insult.

Daniel: "What was up with wesley last night?"

Trevor: "Idk, he was being such a pooterhole."

by Endersion January 9, 2009

Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

Pootersnatch

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Pooternickle

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.

Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.

by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011

Bill poster's bucket

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.

My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!

by balconybelly November 11, 2011