bring beef to the platter

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

pittsburgh platter

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.

that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.

by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008

Potterheads

A Harry potter fanatic

The premier was jam packed with potterheads dressed in costume

by Louisgene July 28, 2011

pottered out

The effect of being oversaturated with the Harry Potter universe, even for those who were once excited about reading the books. Especially relevant given the recent enthusiasm surrounding the release of DH.

J. feels pottered out after hosting a Potter party, reading the newest book and discussing the series among non-intersecting circles of friends.

T. has read DH three times (and going) and hasn't pottered out yet.

"I'm not pottered out, but I'm taking a break from talking about the book right now. "

by PCJHTC January 1, 2009

Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.

Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.

by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008

lily potter

lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.

'i was the only one to see her for what she was....A FREAK!'

i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s***!
That's some dark magic right there!

by crowie July 25, 2006