Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

PLAF

Played like a fiddle:When a current girlfriend or she lover plays heartless games with you and tries to hurt you. Usually due to the fact that shes attracted to another mans penis

Jeffrey: Man Veronica really did u dirty man!
Antonio: yeah i know dude. PLAF!

by Cloudy Haze January 28, 2008

pillfucked

To be exremely fucked up on pills of the narcotic kind, ie:valiums

"Man, I am so pillfucked after taking those 2 valiums!"

by Gkelly September 25, 2005

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

Pilar

(v) 1) To guiltlessly sample food with no intention of purchasing said food.

(n) A person without physical disability or mutation whose actions and mannerisms resemble a modern day Igor (hunch back, strange limp, heavy breathing).

(v) She makes me follow her inside Baskin Robins every time we pass it just so she can pilar the ice cream.

(n) Dude, the creepy guy from my math class won't leave my girlfriend alone. I swear that mother f***in' pilar better quit talking to her before I knock his lights out.

by teamkearney November 12, 2009

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. February 23, 2012