The Pierson Branham effect

The effect of getting a girlfriend and going into seclusion’s and dumping his life a way it is a poor life choice and effect of the Pierson Branham effect and sadly is irreversible

“Have you seen pinky in a while”
“No he’s under the Pierson Branham effect and won’t socialize”

by Cade Alfredo Alred February 10, 2021

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

pink_pies

The awesome tiktoker Pink_pies They currently use any pronouns and ARE NOT A C!DREAM APOLOGIST!!!

idk how to use pink_pies in a sentence

by TheanonHuman November 26, 2021

Curtis Petschl

"Curtis Petschl" is the term used when a person has convictions on their record related to crimes against minors ages 13 - 15 specifically and also works at a job that hires minors.

This term is based off the small town child predator in Lonsdale Minnesota named Curtis Michael Petschl who works with minors at the local casey's gas station.

Do you see that gas station worker?I hear he's a Curtis Petschl. I looked up his public record and he's into minors.

by DPRUNK December 19, 2022

Daddy Petsch

Daddy petsch is a word used to describe an alpha male of highest masculine status. Although the word includes the repellent of women and scared, timid behaviour. This word is most definitely used in a good way.

''Wow, you are so cool, you must be a Daddy Petsch.''

by slayqueenslayer August 17, 2023

To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.

1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.

by Eiwit April 13, 2016

Cuteiest of Pies

Granted to only you. It’s you. You’re the cuteiest of pies baby girl :)))

My girlfriend is the Cuteiest of Pies

by :)E> December 11, 2018