A unique, universal term (noun, verb, adjective) for describing the depths of severity of something that has happened, often leaving someone disappointed.
This term has no synonyms when used in context.
As a noun, example: “After agreeing to help with the project, Sarah never showed up to the meeting. Sarah is pie.”
As a verb, example: “Michael was going to pick me up from the airport an hour ago but of course he’s pieing me and hasn’t even left yet.”
As an adjective, verb, noun example: “We’ve all experienced this person’s pie punctuality, always showing up late and pieing everyone in the process. He’s pie.”
Scenario - Imagine you are craving some delicious ice cream on a hot day. You order an ice cream cone inside an air-conditioned store. You step back outside, walk a few steps, and you drop your new ice cream cone.
You got pied.
This term has no synonyms when used in context.
As a noun, example: “After agreeing to help with the project, Sarah never showed up to the meeting. Sarah is pie.”
As a verb, example: “Michael was going to pick me up from the airport an hour ago but of course he’s pieing me and hasn’t even left yet.”
As an adjective, verb, noun example: “We’ve all experienced this person’s pie punctuality, always showing up late and pieing everyone in the process. He’s pie.”
Scenario - Imagine you are craving some delicious ice cream on a hot day. You order an ice cream cone inside an air-conditioned store. You step back outside, walk a few steps, and you drop your new ice cream cone.
You got pied.
Today was pie. I got pied everywhere I went and ended up wasting all my time. However, the restaurant we went to made up for everything and we had to choose it because every other place had pie food.
by Nursultan July 3, 2024
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pie (adjective)
Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
by aliceayres April 1, 2025
Get the pie mug.Simple 5 word term for the digestion process. Going from the pie hole (mouth/input) to the bye hole (ass hole/output).
Tamara: Adam, you don’t seem like you enjoy my cooking anymore.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
by the comand'r June 17, 2021
Get the Pie hole to bye hole mug.A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
by pepevonkek April 21, 2017
Get the pie hitter mug.by tyras gay July 23, 2014
Get the pie emoji mug.This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
by running out of patience May 18, 2008
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