The Capital city of Arizona - one of the last states to become a state, because it took forever for the rest of the US to massacre the resident population of natives. Phoenix is population-wise extremely small, but so sprawled out it has become the US's largest city area-wise. Subsequently, the idiot city planners of Downtown Phoenix decided to make a fucking mess of the city, not anticipating the growth, making it a nightmare to move from one block to the other, and forgetting to get proper taxis and such. Instead, there is an overpriced light rail that is more or less the governor's toy.
Phoenix is conveniently placed in the damn center of the state, cranking out many ignorantly stupid patriots that are obsessing over border problems, even though they don't live remotely close to the border. It's probably the heat screwing with their heads anyways, since the temperature here can melt the tar in the asphalt. Speaking of which, there's actually vegetation here, surprisingly, but almost all of them are spiky to touch, such as palo verdes or cacti. anything external to the aforementioned plants and a bunch of spiky shrubs is most likely crops planted in the worst place to do so.
Phoenix is conveniently placed in the damn center of the state, cranking out many ignorantly stupid patriots that are obsessing over border problems, even though they don't live remotely close to the border. It's probably the heat screwing with their heads anyways, since the temperature here can melt the tar in the asphalt. Speaking of which, there's actually vegetation here, surprisingly, but almost all of them are spiky to touch, such as palo verdes or cacti. anything external to the aforementioned plants and a bunch of spiky shrubs is most likely crops planted in the worst place to do so.
Really, there's no example to compare Phoenix, AZ to because no other city is as screwed up as we are.
by friedarizonian December 25, 2010
Get the Phoenix, AZmug. after taking a crap, you stick a red-head's head into the toilet and flush, allowing for the poo to mix in with her hair and create a dirty phoenix.
by v-dizzle October 2, 2006
Get the dirty phoenixmug. They didn't quit.
Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
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by Azarhyx January 13, 2016
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Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010
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by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 23, 2016
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