Ghost Posting

An instance in which someone starts a board on a forum, only to wander off to another board. Upon returning, they find posts from people who got tired of waiting for a reply and have wandered off to another board. They get tired of waiting and wander off to another board, and the cycle repeats itself.

1:00 K:I'm Bored...
<No Response>
1:30 J:I'll talk to you.
<No Response>
1:32 J:Are you there?
<No Response>
1:36 J:Hello?
<No Response>
1:42 K:Sorry, Hi.
<No Response>

by Sean Rose September 23, 2004

petting

manual stimulation of the genitals through the clothes by one's partner or drug ass sorority girl

I was pettin' this bitch and she was like, "OH! YEAH! GO BIG PAPA! GO!"

by Big Papa June 2, 2003

Pelting

Used mostly in Trinidad to refer to jocking where the males play with their penises.

e.g I was pelting a rounds before I check the girlfriend.
I was pelting a rounds when my sister came in so I quickly pulled my pants back up.

by MsMusicAddicted January 1, 2012

heavy petting

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.

by acidosis April 21, 2005

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

Irony posting

Posting something that is ironic to the discussion at hand, or may not even be related at all, dragging the discussion off-topic.

Irony posting does not have to be intelligent, humorous, or on-topic. It can be another way of getting up your post count like a true douche bag. Irony posting is also a way to anger people and may be considered trolling. (Especially to those with an elitist sense of humor.)

Forum poster 1: "Nyoro~n"

Forum poster 2: "What the fuck?"

Forum poster 3: "He's just irony posting. He'll probably get banned soon."

by Encluno April 24, 2010