A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
Get the Pervert's Cramp mug.A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013
Get the Pervert mug.Related Words
Perverb
• perverbaly
• perverbiage
• perverbial
• pervert
• perverted
• perverse
• perver
• pervertism
• perverkative
A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.
dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."
by Kirby33 August 26, 2006
Get the perverted mug.When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.
One: Did he even want to grab your ass?
Two: No, what's it matter?
One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!
Two: No, what's it matter?
One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!
by iamlulin July 18, 2014
Get the reverse pervert mug.Saw some hottie mommies at Target today. It was perveriffic.
Some teenage girls were skim boarding on the river yesterday, it was perveriffic.
Some teenage girls were skim boarding on the river yesterday, it was perveriffic.
by Aaron and Bo June 18, 2007
Get the perveriffic mug.The term "perversiani" is commonly applied to testosterone-driven, horny guys.
"Perversiani" can be ascribed to a guy called "Ali Perversiani" who applies to all the characteristics mentioned above.
"Perversiani" can be ascribed to a guy called "Ali Perversiani" who applies to all the characteristics mentioned above.
Ali Perversiani: "i wanna have sex all day long"
Puja: "Oh man, you are SUCH a perversiani"
Horny_Guy: "yeah..i jerked off at home to that girl i saw walking by at the bus stop"
Normal_Guy: "You know what? you live up to PERVERSIANIs name!"
Puja: "Oh man, you are SUCH a perversiani"
Horny_Guy: "yeah..i jerked off at home to that girl i saw walking by at the bus stop"
Normal_Guy: "You know what? you live up to PERVERSIANIs name!"
by Mister Pi July 18, 2009
Get the Perversiani mug.he is pervertuous
by LI DIK MEEM August 10, 2009
Get the pervertuous mug.