Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 4, 2004

Peri

a person with a knack for rearranging items at a restaurant, and spouting off random facts.
see anal

Look at that Peri! She has total OCD!

by Frankie G January 23, 2005

periate

to leak menstrual blood through either the underwear or pants. often happens when feminine products need to be changed.

"Let me go to the bathroom! I'm going to periate in my pants!"

by jabberjaw August 4, 2005

penile dementia

Penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the asses of strangers.

Sorry about Grandpa. He's suffering from penile dementia.

by Gina Cochina July 15, 2010

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009