paran

to be agg

dude that shit is so paran!

by Sam January 3, 2004

PARANOiA survivor MAX

Is a very difficult song in DDR Extreme. It has 290 BPM. It's too fast.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome

A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.

John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.

by Phoenixwiggles May 27, 2013

Paranalysis

Over-analyzing a situation to the point that no decision is ever made.

Guy: "Cream soda? Or cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda?..."

Girl: "Jesus, just pick one -- you're suffering from paranalysis."

by kaeljae August 24, 2010

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment

Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber

by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021

Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009