the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.

The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.

by Constable June 19, 2022

Puppy poor

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.

Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.

by Agslions June 01, 2012

bloody puppie

A blue slush puppie with red slush in the center.

Angela: Lets get a bloody puppie
Jon: What the fuck is that? It sounds scary!
Angela: Only, the best thing on the planet!

by booomchacalaca March 31, 2010

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 13, 2019

tuff puppy

a show that turned kids into a furries

Dwayne: did you see tuff puppy
ben: yeah, kitty kaswell is fucking hot i wanna fuck her
Dwayne: furry

by Supremekaiuhhh September 28, 2020

puppy love

a type of love in which ppl think they are in love... they're not...

(having sex)...

girl- I love you!
boy- i love you more!

two weeks later
(to friends)

girl-he really broke my heart...
boy- she was just stupid...

girl- i like someone else now...
boy- check out that hottie...

(that was an example of puppy love lol)

by ashbug199616093384 June 21, 2009

kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.

"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."

by A Farkette November 18, 2002