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prison gay

A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.
Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.
by rowtow June 4, 2007
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Prison Bitch Syndrome

Prison Bitch Syndrome (or P.B.S) originated in prison and was done when a prison bitch would pull down his pants half way to expose his boxers (low riding). This told other guys that he was avaliable.
GUY 1~ When i went to see my friend who was in prison i found out he had Prison Bitch Syndrome!

GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!
by MR.MARZIPAN August 27, 2011
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Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".
A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.
by loldumbex March 24, 2011
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prison sheet

A sheet or a blanket tied across the bars of the front of the cell, blocking the cell from view.
It's the only form of privacy that prisoners can get in their cells, it's most commonly employed so that the inmates can have sex with each other without an audience. Even guards respect the sheet though it's against the rules.
The prisoner tied the blanket in knots around the bars of their open cell so it acted like a curtain blocking them from view, the universal prison sign for “we’re fucking in here”. It was what they called the prison sheet.
by crimzonchyld November 23, 2013
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Prison Justice

An honor code amongst prisoners, this brand of justice is most always directed at Child Killers, Rapists, and Child Molesters.
Burly Black Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new guy, he's in for fucking some kids in the woods?"

Burly Black Guy 2: "Let's go show him some Prison Justice, heh heh heh."
by Anonymous1927286 February 1, 2009
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prison moustache

The slightly shorter cousin of the Handlebar Moustache. Commonly worn by Ex-cons,Bikers, and Heroin Addicts. It comes down just below the edge of the lips, and can be as long as the middle chin level, but not to bottom of chin (see Handlebar Moustache)The aesthetic purpose might be to hide missing teeth,or to scare off potential employers,thus securing an unemployment check. Presence of such Moustache indicates a need to intimidate others or secret desire to be Mexican(when worn by Caucasians)
"That guy looks like a total derelict with that crappy prison moustache."
by $ovietn@m August 12, 2008
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prison roll

Due to the minimal ammount of tobacco the guards hand out in prison, prisoners will roll a rizla with hardly any tobacco in it. Which ends up unbeleivably thin and is basically smoking rolling paper.
You dont have to be in prison to do a prison roll, it is usually an insult to someone who rolls a spliff with hardly any cannabis in.
1. Damn guard gave me minimal baccy, gonna have to do a prison roll.

2. Ha ha your rolls are weak like prison rolls.
by NorfamptonBoy July 31, 2006
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