pork popper

a guy who likes to fuck fat chicks

im an A grade Pork popper

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Pork Scotch Fridge

An appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. To anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of shit.

Pork Scotch (opening the Pork Scotch Fridge): Dear God what's that smell!

Maybe your food's gone off.

Pork Scotch: Someone's put a bag of shit in my fridge!

I saw some niggers hanging round earlier.

Pork Scotch: I'll kill 'em all!

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

Pork Orc

Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.

Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?

Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

pork sword

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

pork knuckle

The male version of the camel toe.

When Jeff wore his tight pants, a pork knuckle was clearly evident.

by Forbesy1242 January 18, 2008

pork bong

To Smoke (suck) the male genitalia (penis)

Your mum smoked my ol' pork bong last night

by FOOKJOOO December 21, 2003

pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003