Platego

(noun) The combination of plate and ego used to describe egotistical warrior tanks in World of Warcraft guilds.

Main tank: I MUST GET ALL THE LOOT BECAUSE I AM VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE!
Paladin: Oh man, check out his platego, it's so massive it's going to consume us all!

by Norolas October 14, 2008

paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls

Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!

by sashamish May 13, 2009

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

plamerism

The act of willfully repeating the same story to the same person(s) with complete and utter disregard for that person's actual interest in the story.

Dude, that is a total plamerism. You already told me that you once owned a BMW.

by AnnoyedJOPA May 11, 2014

placer high students

A group of super ratchet hoes and "gang bangers" who think they the shit but they really ain't nothin, just a bunch of ratchet ass dummy's who ain't goin nowhere in life but the streets to be homeless. They think the world revolves around them, but in reality, their all stupid as fuck.

"Those placer high students are homeless as fuck"

by The savage fuck👌🏾 March 15, 2017

plastergating

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.

"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"

by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 14, 2006