In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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A Guy who thinks he is too beautiful for anyone who isn't a God. Can't carry on a conversation. Everyone pretends to love him but KNOW he's a complete jerk. Pretty hair. Aware that girls go crazy for him; not aware of what's right in front of him.
"That guy's stupid. He invites himself to hangout with you, sweet talks you, gets you all excited then completely ignores you. God, he's SUCH a Pink Picachu." (:
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" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
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Hair sticks out in the back similar to Picachu from Pokemon.
Get with the times man!
Hair sticks out in the back similar to Picachu from Pokemon.
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Get the picachu mug.The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.
Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."
by David B. Cool October 20, 2004
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