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Jarry Potter

A slightly mentally challenged version of everyone's favorite wizard.
Jagrid: "You're a wizzard Jarry!"
Jarry Potter: "neiayyy...I luv magik!"
by havoc96 June 1, 2015
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Flute platter

Pushing an agenda with the intention of capitalizing or monetizing on an issue of basic human rights or public health.
Get a load of the flute platter Nike served with its new ad.
by Andoni’s late night July 8, 2020
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Harry Potter and the Slay of the Yas

When you pause a harry potter movie, take a picture of harry potter with a girl snapchat filter on.
yesterday i performed a harry potter and the slay of the yas while watching harry potter and the goblet of fire
by kardashiankisses420 November 14, 2021
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The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"
by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009
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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
by CRA201 December 12, 2012
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Shredding it up on my platter

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
by hobobling October 2, 2010
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Harry Potter Porno

Childrens novel? Replace the word wand with whatever you want and whoolaa' it becomes a porno!

Classic! and fun for all the family!
"A white jet of light emitted from Harry's wand"

Only in a Harry Potter Porno!
by fishpish June 27, 2007
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