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pantsplosion

A pantsplosion occurs when you shit yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. This is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the shit just has nowhere else to go).
Person1: Dude, what the hell? Your back is covered with shit!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!
by RestInPeaceMoffTarkin March 10, 2011
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Comfy Pants

The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...
" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."
by Brook B. January 12, 2009
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b-parts

The body below the waist, in particular the genitals, buttocks, and anus.

From Gundam where in some of the series when the mecha breaks in half, the two halves are called the "A parts" and the "B parts".
"Holy shit, dude, cover your b-parts with a towel or something! My girlfriend is in the house!"
by Dr. Buttz May 4, 2009
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Lollery pantser

An expression, most commonly used by someone named Ja'Crispy, often used in serious situations to provide comic relief or just to indicate that something is funny. Can be used interchangeably with the more traditional "lol".

The literal meaning is unclear but it is thought to have something to do with a person who pantses another person, that is pulls down their pants. The lollery indicates that the pantsing takes place while the pantser is laughing.
Willy: "Aw, man I keep running out of brainfüd!"
Noah: "Lollery pantser!"
by Ottisnaesi April 16, 2020
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Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
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Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
by ingrate October 9, 2012
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Big bitch pants

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018
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