Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005

Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Offlandish

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.

Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?

by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010

offensivism

The act of looking to be offended, regardless of the intent of the offending party.

Watch what you say online, because the trolls of offensivism will find a way to be offended and then attack your person

by Grumpy old Nerd May 12, 2018