Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
by Dysprosium June 26, 2009
She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019
The best looking guy on earth, loves and cares about his girlfriend.Is trustworthy,loves to kiss and cuddle.
Damn he's a Jesse
by BABES 💋 December 21, 2016
by heyyaleexx March 28, 2016
A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
by landioshwill August 31, 2008
your soo jesse
by klfdskljfdkljfdkjfdklfjkldajtr February 03, 2009
A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.
Ashley: Oh my god! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy.
Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse
Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse
by billyjoelguy April 20, 2008