nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺

Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞

by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019

Nick Cook

a fruity bitch boy who thinks he’s attractive when he pulls the ugliest girls in the city
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god

Look at that pathetic Nick Cook wearing the same wife beater for the fourth time this week. Steer clear, he probably smells like shit.

by CockSuckler73 February 1, 2020

chip-a-nickel

Rolling back the estimated arrival time on a g.p.s. in 5 minute increments.

Using EZPass, I was able to chip-a-nickel through the Holland Tunnel.

by WoodenHaze December 13, 2012

Lil balls nick

A boy named nick who is white 6'4 and has the tiniest balls in the whole world and was fucked by 5 black guys

Hey fam what's up
Shut the fuck up lil balls nick
Why
You were fucked by 5 black guys

by Big balls Steve June 11, 2016

The bull is off the nickel

"Bull" is being used as a double entendre -- meaning both the animal shown on the nickel and the other meaning of stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. So, the bull is coming off the nickel and being applied to the situation at hand. The situation at hand being nonsensical.

This obscure phrase is famously used in the Twilight Zone episode "Mr. Garrity and the Graves". Rod Serling, in the intro, uses this expression in referring to Jared Garrity, who makes a living restoring life to the dead.

"Mr. Garrity, if one can believe him, is a resurrecter of the dead - which, on the face of it, certainly sounds like the bull is off the nickel." -- Rod Serling

by MJD1 January 3, 2021

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Rocks Like Nickelback

This phrase, made popular by the nu-metal band Nickelback, can mean one of two things, both however have the same underlying meaning.

1. A phrase almost always used sarcastically to denote how much something sucks
2. A phrase used to denote something good, but also used sarcastically because Nickelback really does suck

1. Andrew: "Man we just lost that game 86 to 53."
Jim: "Yeah that really Rocks Like Nickelback."

2. Paul: "Dude I just got the goods."
Time: "Man that Rocks Like Nickelback."

by Tapmagik August 5, 2007