Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 17, 2006

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'
by anonymous April 4, 2022

Kenan Nelson is a strong willed individual who makes other believe what he says, he likes to relax on sundays, watch anime, and read manga in his spare time. He is loyal and wants to make a difference in people's lives. If you have a kenan nelson in your life never let him go. He will be there to tell you bluntly what the truth is about your situation.
by Nectsotr May 2, 2018

by Beausky March 3, 2022
