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Neil's Law 

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.
"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."
Neil's Law by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013

Neil Degrasse Tyson Energy 

When he is woke af
Gurl 1: ''This dude is woke af, he knows everything about the comos and shit''
Gurl 2: ''hm hm, he got some Neil Degrasse Tyson Energy''

Neil the Broken yute 

Bare safe sorry
Oh shit it’s neil the Broken yute

Neil Jansen 

White guy who enjoys Star Wars music and running over children.
Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
Neil Jansen by Hubala nana April 25, 2019
A guy that the loves laugh now cry later. Low ranking member of rgwm and mid tier for sbc. Can be defined as tall, big and fucking gay. Hide you’re daughters y’all!
Neil heji: Yo rohail you sexy beast wanna sing laugh now cry later

Rohail siddiqui: No I’m not a Neil Heji bro (ayaans a faggot)
neil heji by Eissa rehan is balding November 22, 2021

Neil Jhon 

Neil Jhon is a very simple person, he is the best boy you cold ever meet.He has a amazing smile and he has a beautiful eye,and he was a servant of God .
I wish I had someone like Neil Jhon.
Neil Jhon by UnknownPerson1997 March 8, 2022