Nature's Belt

When one wraps their penis around their trousers to use as a belt. (If it is large enough)

Me neither man im just wearing nature's belt

by the beltsmith December 30, 2010

mother of nature

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

by mack freedman September 17, 2007

natureboy

when you are a guy that humps in nature-ish areas, such as trails, yards, and on fences.

when having sex with a natureboy, you end up screwing with dirt and sticks up your asshole.

by sHaYlA July 19, 2005

Crime against nature

When a very hot woman is with an unattractive man.

That guy's either got a big dick or a lot of money, cause that's a crime against nature!

by Stepenpit August 20, 2003

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

human nature

See fascism, schizophrenia and histrionic

People that act completely on their instincts are not even worthy to be called a "human".

Human nature, an infection inside us all that will take millions of years to evolve out of..

by HumanExcretemen October 23, 2007

Nature

Nature! (Exclamation) - What one says when one farts outdoors.

Comes from "being one with nature" when one farts.

The phrase "Nature!" can ONLY be used outdoors.

When the party guilty of flatulence calls "Nature!", the fart and farter MUST be forgiven, and then sometimes high fived.

(Mysterious fart)
Alex: What is that smell?!?!
Oliver: Hey Alex! (Farts again) Nature!
Alex: (High fives Oliver)

by elm_Arches March 5, 2009