by misaya of words June 24, 2016
When a father pulls is pants down during a baseball match and attacks another father,
thus becoming an Naked Warrior.
thus becoming an Naked Warrior.
by Zavi April 19, 2010
getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
by Marty Hester July 25, 2014
by Xtine Max January 02, 2004
When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.
I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!
I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.
I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.
by Shaiz September 28, 2011
A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
by AlexandraStephanie April 19, 2006
Example 1: (Romantic Context)
ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!
Example 2: (Dramatic Context)
HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!
ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!
Example 2: (Dramatic Context)
HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!
by Angieboo May 25, 2009