nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice

Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!

by Big DDDDDD May 11, 2010

Nun

A nun is a girl who is totally not into any doing of the devil and spends her life with the boys drewling over her but they can't have her

Too bad she's a nun because I would like that

by Jodie the nun November 18, 2016

nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster August 7, 2011

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

Nun

Nun This term is used when there is 0 amount to what they ask for..

How much food is left? Nun

by Dirt G January 11, 2018

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015

Nun

To be in love with Jael

“Who’s your crush?”
“nun”-this clarifies that you are in love with a male named Jael

by Jmonkey184 July 5, 2022