nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 02, 2007

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 October 24, 2007

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan August 26, 2008

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 14, 2006

Paul Nelson

Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.

Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?

by Chadfear March 09, 2023

Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 01, 2021

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 16, 2011