nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 17, 2006

Ashy Nelson

a girl with a great ass

she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me

by Leroy Trevorson September 1, 2016

Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Tommy Nelson

He looks similar to chicken little although he is tall. That is unlike chicken little. Though Tommy has bad eyes, he wears contacts unlike chicken little who wears glasses. Those are the only differences.

Tommy Nelson is a bitch

by Dog with no nipples April 8, 2019