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Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".
It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"
by Padlav September 28, 2011
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mazzing

Peter couldn't stop mazzing.
by Hubercock May 13, 2011
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muzza

A Person in a work place, that does little or no work.
Does "Sick" deals for customers and takes the money and runs.

Typically they drive Nissan Silvia's or something similiar.
They also may go by the name Justin or something similiar.
You friggin Muzza
or you really muzzed up
by Davie Jones November 2, 2007
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muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.
Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!
by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007
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Mizzi

a being that is bizarre, retarded, loud, tough, and bossy
Matt Damon is a bit of a mizzi.
by killermc August 19, 2008
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Mozzie

A tiny ant with a motorcycle helmet that has a sexual attraction to spiders, armed with a tiny ass AR, a shitty pistol and his almost never used drone hacking device, if you main mozzie, chances are that you are 8 years old
Guy 1: Goddammit, Mozzie stole my drone.
Guy 2:Chill out, he won't use it anyway
by Another fucking Fuze July 17, 2020
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cock muzzle

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .
Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.
by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014
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