muskateering

taking a poop with a group

Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.

by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

Muskequeer

A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.

Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!

by Muskequeer September 8, 2016

Musk meeting

A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.

Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”

Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”

by Captain2020N May 2, 2020

Muskcuck

Anyone who refuses to accept the evidence that Elon Musk is both a bad person and a bad businessman and continues to cheer for him.

"That Kyle is such a Muskcuck! I tried showing him that Elon's trans kid won't even speak to him anymore and all Kyle talks about is Tesla trucks!"

by SheWolf87 August 1, 2023

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017