Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Mount Trinity

A rather large hill that eats small children as they run up. This is the last frontier in the world or X-country running being rather steep and long. Spectators usually gather along the sides of this incline to watch as runners armed with running spikes and climbing picks challenge the near 90° vertical grade. This Mountain is the home many annual CISAA runs including the X-Country finals at the end of the fall sport season. Is is common knowledge that many people attempt the hill only to take a very long time and, or even possibly fail.

Damn, we have to run up mount trinity? Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a long hike.

by HardCoreRunner41 September 16, 2013

Mount Vagsuvius

The act of placing a mentos in a vagina, followed by Diet coke while aiming the vagina towards the partner's open mouth.

Sometimes the woman may prefer to yell "weeeee" while erupting.

I went to go down on dat ho, but she surprised me by blowing a Mount Vagsuvius right in my mouth.

by Vagexpert February 11, 2022

mount stupid

A steep and often crowded mountain surrounded by the desert of ignorance and the valley of despair and very far after the forest of wisdom

He's trying to look clever, still hanging around mount stupid in life

by crl__ October 16, 2021

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021

mount comp

shit school

full of fags

floors smell of dust and bread crumbs

"what school do u go to?"
"ah mount comp"
"is it good?"
"is it fuck"

M.b❤️❤️

by Mbunney2255 December 8, 2022

Mount Everest

Anyone over the height of 7'1"

Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol

by dead asf lol💀 September 9, 2023