moses

mees smit has a big weener

"oooh Moses your weener is so inmense"

by bigboimoses January 13, 2021

Kate Moss Groupie

The act of doing cocaine or other such drugs.

Nicole is the biggest Kate Moss Groupie we know.

by Jake The Fantastic March 29, 2008

MOSS

TO:Chill,Relax,Pause,Hold on,Stop,Remain in position.

yo man moss on that double cheseburger!

by Rick pickering April 3, 2008

Randy Moss

An NFL Wide Receiver who went from being the biggest bad ass in the NFL to the biggest joke. In 2007 Every Corner Back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. Now he is an emotional wreck where dog shit is more likely to get a reception these days. This is due to the fact that he does not try when things don't go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.

Guy 1: Did you see Michael Jenkins against the Giants?

Guy 2: Yeah that that pussy pulled a Randy Moss.

by Somet1 December 27, 2010

mossbird

Looking at things from a higher perspective. Eating the seeds of knowledge and using it to accomplish goals.

Just look at it from a Mossbird's perspective

by eque July 24, 2006

Moses Effect

The Moses Effect can refer to a multitude of things. The main is to describe the effect a police car has on traffic on the motorways. For example, when a police car enters the motorway, the cars in front of the police part out of the police cars lane, and slow down to the point where they actually go behind the police car. This leaves a 3 lane wide open stretch of road in front of the police car. This is the parting of the sea of cars leaving open empty road, thus the moses effect. Known to cause heavy backups and traffic. Another form of the Moses effect can refer to the parting of people in the way of a person people fear, admire, or have extreme respect for. This time just, leaving an open stretch of walkway with hundreds of people lining eiether side. The Moses Effect is not imited to only these two uses.

As the Police Trooper merged on to the motorway, the Moses Effect took place, the cars all instantly slowed down and merged to the sides of the road. The Trooper took this to his advantage and enjoyed the endless span of road free of other cars.

by thestig March 18, 2007

Moses Fuck

Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.

Hey man did you hear? I pulled a Moses fuck on Amber last night.

by Snowman615 August 4, 2007