(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”
Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...
male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!
male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!
by Jay Jay Ducky January 9, 2021
Get the Baby Momma Leg Lock mug.kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.
by beck September 1, 2003
Get the jus' like yo' momma mug.A sexual act in which a couple first engages in anal sex, once finished the man defecates into the woman's anus, and then the woman then re-defecates the males feces back onto his chest.
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They are known as a momma after they have had all of their children.
They are known as a momma after they have had all of their children.
Evan: I met this cute girl the other day.
Adam: Was she a moma?
Evan: Yes, of course, it's only momas for me.
Adam: Was she a moma?
Evan: Yes, of course, it's only momas for me.
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Get the Baby's moma mug.1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
by Mbleh October 24, 2007
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