Mojatarian

A person who only eats at Moja Cafe

"Would you like to go get some tacos tonight?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a Mojatarian!"

by Moja Cafe September 1, 2013

mojazzle

The small gemstones stuck to your top lip after performing oral sex on a partner who has recently been either vajazzled or pejazzled.

After giving Joey a blowjob, Sharon had a new mojazzle.

by Mat_aka_Flash May 3, 2014

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014

Mojkan

An extremely annoying individual who frequently repeats the same action in a video game just for the sake of victory.

God dammit there is a Mojkan in my game, it is lost already

by Vsauce Micheal July 26, 2017

Mosca thicc

What you call a girl thats obese, but to your friend "mosca" she would classify as "thicc".

Damn foo shoes to big for me and I'm 6'8" 260lbs 4% body fat, but shes mosca thicc

by Greatness300 June 1, 2018

mojave

Pronounced "mo-jav" by Matthew

Matt: is that the new OS mo-jav?
Tay: you mean mojave?

by Tank your pro October 25, 2018

Moocake

Based on a extremely depressed suicidal person
now used instead of Kill Me Please

Person 1: You just shat yourself
Person 2: Oh Moocake

by berb the not black nigger March 10, 2019