Minko's Dozen

A group of a variable amount. When referring to alcoholic consumption, the number is far less that 12. When referring to any food product (typically foods high in fat content), the number is far greater than 12.

"Man, I go so fat-bodied last night on a Minko's dozen of Pirogis!" or "He'll be fine... he only had a Minko's dozen of Zima."

by Billy Klips June 4, 2007

minkler

when a man shoves his finger up his ass and then licks it clean

i caught that sick pervert giving himself a minkler

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006

minkey

A girl monkey.

That chick is one crazy minkey.

by Alex January 21, 2004

des moines

A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.

Jeff moved to Des Moines to be with his girlfriend, Sue, because he is a whipped little pussy.

by Andy March 14, 2005

abshlonging si buh moindingler

To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.

Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

mink

An innocent animal that is killed for it's fur.

Rich dumb bitch: Hmmm, don't you like my beautiful soft mink fur coat.

Intellegent animal lover: You disguise me (throws up).

by Jeffrop6691 March 19, 2007