M&Mazing

Something so awesome and spectacular that its not just amazing, its M&Mazing.

Did you see Brittany take on the entire football team and win? It was frickin M&Mazing!!

by Julian Rensa April 13, 2010

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

Mixing

The act of inserting your fingers into your rectum while defecating, and stirring the mixture till it has the consistency of soft serve ice cream.

Did you hear the guy at the pizza shop is mixing and doesn’t wash his hands.

by LilBro617 June 4, 2021

miking

to jump into a fountain at night. possibly climbing the fountain's sculptural elements, and even falling in. swimming around in a fountain.

wow. it's really hot outside, like a heater blowing in my face.

let's go miking, that will cool us off quick. and it's so much FUN!

by electricdork August 6, 2007

sugar mining

The act of snorting Cocaine out of a vagina.

Last night I met a girl who let me go Sugar Mining after 10 minutes of talking with her.

by Master Spooky April 21, 2018

Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004