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mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse
here, use this as a mister crusty.
by fstwrtr December 11, 2006
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jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.
"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."
by Vangina91 May 29, 2017
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Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny
by Damoxd March 22, 2018
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Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!
Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!
by bridianne October 29, 2010
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Misen

A wild Misen in its natural habitat
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misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.
Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"
by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004
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Misterbugsgf

I love her! I absolutely love her vibe and energy. Whenever I see her videos on my following/for you page I smile immediately! She’s one of my most favorite mutuals
Have you heard of her?
Misterbugsgf Is so cool and absolutely amazing!
by Ninosnette November 17, 2021
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