When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
by StormRydr1 August 01, 2017
The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 02, 2020
A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.
by Big Mac Jack November 23, 2019
The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 11, 2013
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019
The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands
by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017