HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.
Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."
by beclan October 31, 2012
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messing a boot

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends
by Eddymoney00916 May 24, 2022
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Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.
last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.
by Chester_1968 August 03, 2021
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beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
by MirrorChaser January 15, 2015
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soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?
by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016
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hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.
Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess
by MadPseudoScientist August 19, 2022
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Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.
“Can we have that puddingwhat’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”
by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021
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