MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011

muppet

A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more

What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!

by Tara Kustrin October 4, 2006

muppé

See also muppet
Pronounced 'moo-pay'. This is a less threatening version of the above word and may be used in jest to a close friend after blanking them.

a) Eyah, as if
- 2 Second Pause -
a) muppé

by Dan Richardson September 16, 2005

muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

Muppet Rejects

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016