Momsplaining

When your mother tries to explain ANYTHING to you even though you know deep down that YOU are correct.

Ugh, my mom was totally momsplaining how to do everything while she would be gone.

by Agt13 November 20, 2016

holly from dance moms

the absolute best person that could ever walk the face of the aldc cinematic universe. best role model for any up and coming parent. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE. AN ABSOLUTE KWEEN!

“EMptY cHaIr dO a SoLo!!!”

holly from dance moms —

ummmmmm ya

by GDC_DrOof July 23, 2021

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

your moms box

a hairy cheesy pussy with brown shit

by Tanya March 11, 2003

dance moms miami

A spin off of the show "Dance Moms" but they're wayyyyy better because the choreographers are actually people not 8000 pound whales

Person 1: Did you see dance moms Miami last night?
Person 2: Gurlllll it was fierce!!! ;)

by Kimberly Kopke September 29, 2012

you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004