by William2008 June 5, 2022
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by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
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by Artemis1024 March 25, 2023
Get the Melancholic Mortifier mug.A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
Get the bob mortimer mug.How your girlfriend’s body tenses up while cumming on your dick while you’re vigorously pounding into her wet vagina.
by THROBBY COCKTRAIN March 1, 2026
Get the Vigor Mortis mug.The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).
I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.
by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Morticia mug.Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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