Cuckers mitt

When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead

Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids

by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025

skillet oven mitt

White has a rook on f1, bishop on c4, queen on d1. Black has castled kingside, with pawns on g7, f7, and h7, and a knight on f6.

White unleashed the Skillet Oven Mitt a blistering rook sacrifice on f7 that cracked open Black’s defenses like a cast-iron lid, leaving the king flailing in a storm of sizzling tactics.

by MOOSE0508 September 15, 2025

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves

Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro

by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023