Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves

Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro

by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024

Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022

Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.

Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.

by CplBloggins March 31, 2022

Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

MITT

Mark Is Totally Tubular

Me: See that guy Mark?
Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.

by mitt September 9, 2012

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021