A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."
Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009
Get the Turd Milkshake Fallacy mug.A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;
1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.
2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.
2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"
"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."
"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"
"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"
"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."
"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"
"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"
"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
by MagickDio April 1, 2010
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When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.
Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"
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Get the the mistake by the lake mug.The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.
"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."
by Better than all clevelanders January 3, 2009
Get the Mistake by the lake mug.After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit
by ben May 13, 2005
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